hey, netflix, where's my lost?

Update: As of 12/8/09, LOST Season 5 is now streaming on Netflix! My numerous complaints, angry attitude and fish biscuit bribery seems to have paid off. Enjoy the show!

Dear Netflix Dudes and Dudettes,

I want to point your attention to this official blog entry you posted back in August. In it, you promise to add LOST Season 5 to your streaming service, yet you have not fulfilled your pledge. (You also assure the release of the fifth season of Desperate Housewives, but those chicks are a bore and so I really don't care.) Today is December 3rd and I'm still waiting for LOST Season 5 streaming to grace my Xbox 360. Now, can you understand the emotionally precarious position I'm in?

I fully understand that business deals change, release dates shift and that the LOST Season 5 DVD has yet to make it to retail. I get that, but couldn't you at the very least update LOST fans on the delay or the content's updated release info? All said, I'm still holding out hope that you'll make good on your streaming promise sooner rather than later. You see, the series finale starts in February and not being able to watch the fifth season through your service would be considered a major inconvenience and an "epic fail" on your behalf.

I don't mean to be pushy. I really don't. I just really need to see what happens to my LOST cast in the fifth and (from what I'm told) the most fantastical season. Now get to it, pull whatever magical Netflix levers need to be pulled and upload the content as you were about to months ago. If you complete this task before December 8th, not only will I forget about this dreadful delay, but I'll also throw in a fish biscuit to sweeten the deal.

Sincerely,
Me